Zombies are not as scary as I thought they'd be.
I'm proud of ya. You only needed to change your pants three times.
A new record.
Oh! It's late. To make it home before dark,
we better take a shortcut through the creepy cemetery.
Nothing scary about that. Not to a record-breaker like me.
Attaboy, Mugsy.
Hm…
Sure is a lot of tombstones.
Uh-huh.
Really starting to get dark now.
Some might find that unsettling, but not me.
Good thing we're so brave.
I can't think of a time I've been less scared.
-Nothing scary about a graveyard. -Just a yard.
-For playing. -We have a yard.
-We should vacation here. -Live here!
I never wanna leave!
Well, I know what we're doing tonight.
Things just got a lot more interesting.
Go fish!
Huh?
Did you see that? It slammed shut outta nowhere!
Okay. Let's get a grip on ourselves. That was probably the wind.
Wind? What wind? I didn't feel any wind. No wind.
Oh, no, no, no! It won't budge!
We're trapped!
Relax. It just needs a little elbow grease.
Hm, stuck pretty good.
What are we gonna do?!
First, we're gonna calm down.
But what about g-g-ghosts?
Ah, banana oil! Ghosts ain't real!
You hear that? We ain't real.
We ain't?
Shh!
Looks like we're stuck. Eh. Someone will open it in the morning.
Till then, we'll spend the night and make the best of it.
S-s-spend the night? But what about the ghosts?
I don't like this, Cuphead. I'm allergic to dead people.
For the last time, Mugsy. Ghosts ain't real!
Now you clear a spot, and I'm gonna get some firewood.
We're separating?
Well, do you wanna come with me into the deep, dark woods?
Is there a third, less terrifying option?
Look, don't worry. It'll be just like the movie.
You think you're gonna be scared, but then it won't be so bad.
'Cause why?
'Cause I'm a big, strong man?
Well, sure.
But also because ghosts ain't real.
They better not be. I'm all outta spare pants.
Just relax. I'll be back before you know it.
That was an owl.
Typical Mugman.
Always getting himself worked up over nothing.
What was that?
Ooh!
Who's there?
Whoa!
Huh?
Hello.
Fireflies.
Cuphead was right. Ghosts ain't real.
You know, it's actually kinda peaceful out here.
Just the sounds of the wind, the owl, the--
Disembodied voice behind you.
Real cute, Cuphead.
Ha, ha, ha. Hilarious.
I know you're trying to scare me, but I'm not falling for your--
…tricks.
Not funny, Cuphead.
I thought it was right funny. But I ain't never heard of no Cuphead.
Top of the evening, love.
Cuphead! Cuphead!
Cuphead!
I don't wanna alarm you, but I think I saw a--
Ghosts!
I know it's scary, Mugsy, but you gotta stop chattering your teeth.
My teeth aren't chattering.
A-ha!
Whoa!
We gotta find a way out!
Here's the way out.
Here. Try this one.
Over here. Over here.
-Here. Here. Here. -No! No! No!
No more doors!
Now do you believe in--
Boo!
-Oof! -Knock it off.
We got a real problem here.
One minute, we're all having fun. The next minute, two cups are dead.
Oh, them poor little cups.
Shall we say a few words then?
Huh?
They're gone!
Come on!
-We made it. -Safe at last.
Phew!
Hideous zombies!
Die, zombie, die!